Lemon Blueberry Scones - You Suck at Cooking (episode 78)

You Suck At Cooking

You Suck At Cooking

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    I accidentally cut out the SALT clip. Add a dash of salt to those dry ingredients.
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    How to make these scones:
    2 cups of all purpose flour
    3 tablespoons of sugar (if you want them sweeter add more...amazing how that works)
    1 tablespoon of baking powder
    A PINCH OF SALT! I accidentally cut it out of the video DAMMIT.
    1 gallon of baking soda to keep you cool
    Wangjangle those ingredients together
    Chop up most of a stick of butter into little bits
    Mix them in and go chunk hunting
    Add in 1.5 cups of blueberries and some exterior lemon skin scrapings (I like a tablespoon ish)
    Make a little volcano cavity chamber impression
    Pour in one cup of cream...if you want your scones to be more cakey use half a cup of cream and 2 eggs. They'll also be more yellow.
    Barely mix the dough, don't overwerk it
    Put the dough on a floured surface and form it into some kind of rectangular shape
    Cut it in half. Then in half. Then in half. Then in half.
    Separate the pieces on a parchment papered pan. They are going to expand, just like the universe. Checkmate atheists.
    Bake them for around 20-24 minutes on 4 hundo.
    They're so good when they're still warm omg, with even more butter on them, OMFG SERIOUSLY.
    Also I want to try to Scottish British UK scones with clotted cream. Because even though the term "clotted cream" is the most unappetizing two words ever written, it looks incredible.
    Or use one of these which is where I started:

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    1. You Suck At Cooking

      I accidentally left out the salt clip. Put half a teaspoon of salt in the dry ingredients, please. Or 2/4 coffee spoon.

      1. hanna o’bannon

        will 4/8 of a coffee spoon work?

      2. Housefilm Productions

        Well there’s no such thing as pepper pepper pepper in pastries😂

      3. Derv

        Soul Reaper ofc it can

      4. tap123 SFM

        Ysac r u a satanist

      5. ST6 xheaven

        This is the fucking peak of humanity

    2. aiden fletcher

      Fun fact he’s Canadan, in other videos he said “soory ”

    3. Sarah Rommelfanger

      "give them space to express themselves, because change is inevitable"

    4. Sarah Rommelfanger

      "cakey cookie bread bun rock croissant snack clumps"

    5. Barry S

      I decided to search "pastries illegal in ireland" just for fun and ended up learning a lot about babies being stolen from Irish mothers for adoptive parents. Not so fun.

    6. Dragon Raizer

      who followed this as a way to cook?i got bored

    7. Ghastly Grinner

      Wow you accidentally made a informational video

    8. galactickat WITH LAZERS

      Scones, in Ireland we call them... 1:40. 😐. we all know that scones are fancy potatoes with bow ties

    9. Robert Hubbard

      Just in case anyone was wondering 17 shekels would be $4.76 BUT 4 dabloons would be $16

    10. yVoNNe Kansas City

      💋I just love your voice!

    11. Uncultured Swine

      You suck at cooking yeah you totally suck Turtle power

    12. George Theakston

      YOU CAN TAKE MY COUNTRY BUT YOU CAN NEVER MAKE ME CALL SCONE SCONES but you are definitely saying scones wrong Not to say that there is a right way but its definitely not your way

    13. Tal Drevensek

      I cut them on the parchment paper and it worked great.

    14. Reicela Berzina

      Im from Ireland and when he said the thing about the old crumbly potatoes i laughed XD

    15. Steven Marshall

      Gif is pronounced gif

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    17. Inan Endlessspaceflying

      You're so creative and funny! 😀 really dough 😁

    18. Kris Rose


    19. Ilias Kaddour

      This guys fuckin great😂

    20. RitaTheUnicorn

      “Your wasting your life on the internet” How am I supposed to stop when this channel is funny as **ck Uncensor that please How am I supposed to stop when the channel is funny as heck Thank you.

    21. Amakrotol

      How do you like a video twice?

    22. PRAM YTGaming

      i dont give a fuck what u pronounce it... ohh u already pissed me of🤣🤣🤣

    23. Kyle Lum

      Why didn’t you forage for your food?

    24. joseph kramer

      You should do a video on crepes. All other people who have done this are potatoes.

    25. Calum Mackie

      Everybody knows its scone not scone!

    26. Galaxy Hoodie Guy

      It's scone not scone! Gawrsh! I love the scone natural selection part, though, and your ending scone selection must have been a LOT of effort. Thanks so much for sharing your work!

    27. gallade Warrior

      I know this is a joke but I’m kinda p*ssed off (p.s I’m British if that helps)

    28. William Malone

      A wise man once said 'Unos on 4 huno'

    29. Yaya Lu

      The ending was so *sniff* beautiful. The production values are off the charts! Best song yet.

    30. Mr Awesome

      How do you can cone? Scone.

    31. aj munn

      Your scones song sounds like something off of a Unicorns track! Love it

    32. Doodle Dino

      Some of those were isosceles triangles -_-

    33. CharitableTrader

      I'll have whatever those rocks at the end were having. They just kept going!

    34. Justin Y.

      Umm actually it is pronounced as scone.

    35. Quinn Murphy-DeYoung

      YSAC is how to basic with actual talent and a sense of humor

    36. Clorox Bleach

      Get you a man that can make scones

    37. RandomCat

      Nice title considering England can’t cook scones

    38. MegaSocky


    39. Lineyyy 〈3

      oh my god i love this!

    40. catman12319

      If you say scone in that way that sounds like gone, then you're dead to me

    41. Angel

      Brb gonna make these 👋 Ok I'm waiting for them to bake Ok there done. They taste good 👍

      1. You Suck At Cooking

        Great :)

    42. T his_is_aint_real

      Imagination ambition is looking like a good Cook

    43. BaconHair

      In ma country we Call it Stone they are very hard

    44. Twilight Spire

      I say it like scones

    45. Zak Kauffman

      Thank you

    46. Mattijs

      I would buy an ondos on 4hondos shirt

    47. Samuel Paniagua

      Are you related to binging with Babish? Or was the colab just a way for y'all to get more viewers??

    48. Shawn Woods

      You are not funny, just cook the recipe!

    49. Urwrstnightmare :3

      Someone needs to do a swan shaped scone tutorial.

    50. alma wellingston

      a scornucopia ? lol what the fuck is my life